I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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