wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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