Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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