He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I love you. Go after that dick
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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