So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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