I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I think I sprained my soul last night
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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