sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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