I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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