I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
