My friends, they love my intelligence
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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