That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
