Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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