We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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