Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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