It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I had to cum in my sink.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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