Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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