Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
