STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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