i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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