3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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