Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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