NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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