It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
