Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
