i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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