North Korea, Best Korea!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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