i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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