Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize
