The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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