i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I'm sobbing to NWA
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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