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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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