Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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