google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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