1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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