We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Shame - the story of my life.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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