You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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