Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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