Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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