what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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