Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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