they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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