Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he thought i was a dude.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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