I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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