and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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