In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Randomize