walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
