I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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