Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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