Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
