worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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