he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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