i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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